What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The legendary sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I got the original version in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I adore it.
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
The “big” news this time is yet another crowdfunding project, for a vibrator called Limon. It’s made by Minna, makers...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
