I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The legendary sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I got the original version in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I adore it.
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April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
