I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I first got this toy in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I really like it.
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
