The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Hitachi Magic Wand
The sex toy formerly known as the Hitachi, now the Magic Wand Original, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Plus, and Magic Wand Mini. When I first got this toy in 2008, it left me with an itchy vulva and indifference. Now, especially in its rechargeable form, I really like it.
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you....
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The “big” news this time is yet another crowdfunding project, for a vibrator called Limon. It’s made by Minna, makers...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
