Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
WE-VIBE HAS A NEW TOY OUT AND I’M SCREAMING ABOUT IT. It’s a squishy, oversized bugger called Wish that’s packed with...
Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you...
Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
