Need more sex toys for your black holes? Behold, my epic guide to the best sex toy deals! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, now’s your chance. These are the best prices and sweeping discounts you’ll find all year. Fill your cart and also your orifices. I won’t make a big bang joke, I won’t make a big bang joke…
SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Ever ever ever. Not only is it run by amazing peoplewho care, their selection is also super comprehensive and virtually unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. As always, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPHBF, no minimum order, through Monday 11/28.
Otherwise, SheVibe has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!
10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
20% off orders $125+ and free US shippingwith code COOKIE
25% off orders $350+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
I went balls to the wall again with Peepshow Toys: we set up Epiphora-exclusive deals on a bunch of my favorites! The discounts are staggering — 25% off to 55% off, making these prices so good that few shops on this page can match them. There’s even a special dildo this year, the Uberrime Uno, in colors handpicked by me!
The cherry on top: there are storewide savings too! Take advantage of amazing doorbuster deals and get 20% off your entire purchase (or 25% off if you spend $325+) through Wednesday 11/30 EST. Browse my favorites page for ideas.
Liberator makes the lifesaving Fascinator Throw, an ingenious waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice! If you need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise, Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the Wedge. Scoop up these sex enhancers at amazing prices!
BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the exchange rate, because holy shit.
Thursday through Monday EST, get a steep 25% off everything (and a free gift worth $15!) at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code PIPHBF. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1 For example!
Passionfruit (AU/NZ) — 35% off my faves (one day only!)
BEST FOR: Australians and New Zealanders with excellent taste.
You read correctly: 35% off! Independent feminist shop Passionfruit is known for their carefully-selected range of products, and I AGREE. Since they carry heaps of stuff I love, we struck a deal: 35% off anything on my favorites page with code PIPHBF. Enjoy an incredible discount on wonderful toys like the Dame Kip, We-Vibe Rave, Fun Factory Volta, BMS Sassy, and many more.
This sale runs one day only: Friday, November 25th AEST.
BEST FOR: my friends across the pond wishing to support a small biz.
The Pleasure Garden is an inclusive indie sex shop based in the UK. They stock a curated selection of high-quality, body-safe sex toys, and they ship worldwide. Use code PIPHBF for 20% off orders over £50, through Monday 11/28 GMT. If you’re in the UK, shipping is free!
Spectrum Boutique is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point, and you can get 20% off my favorites now through Wednesday 11/30 EST with code PIPHBF. No minimum purchase to get this discount — hell yes! Another reason to shop with Spectrum? Their loyalty program awards you points for every dollar spent.
They’re also slashing prices on a bazillion popular brands. Visit their sale page for all the included items. Here are the notable brands on sale (my code won’t give an additional discount on these):
BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys. I mean, that’s probably obvious. But these companies make excellent stuff.
Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off everything on their sites through Friday 12/2! Here’s a secret: you can get an additional 15% off on We-Vibe’s site with code EXTRA15!
We-Vibe makes many exceptional toys. The Romp Hype, a powerful recent fave, is only $28! The Tango X and Touch X are some of the rumbliest mini vibes out there, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ toy with long-distance functionality. I’m also a fan of the Pivot cock ring and ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2.
Alert! We-Vibe still has the original Tango, and it’s only $34 with code EXTRA15. If your main usage for the Tango will be in other toys, like dildos and harnesses, the original is a much better choice.
Get 20% off at Womanizer through Friday 12/2, but that’s not all. You’ll also receive a free GOLD CLITORIS NECKLACE with any toy purchase! CLIT NECKLACE, PEOPLE. The perfect compliment to any outfit.
The Pro40 is my top pick because it strikes the best balance between size, shape, and price, and it’s only $74 in this sale! But if you want the latest and greatest, the Womanizer Classic 2 and Premium 2 boast luxury features and optimized air flow stimulation.
BEST FOR: the best prices on LELO toys, especially the widely-loved Mona 2 (only $81!).
LELO’s offering varying discounts on many of their toys through Wednesday 11/30, and you can snag an additional 15% off with code HAPPYBF. This makes the widely-loved Mona 2 just $81 — a FANTASTIC deal considering the adjustability and power of it. Other notable toys on sale: the lipstick-shaped Mia is $49, and the dual-motor Elise 2 is $85.
Get 22% off at Dame from Thursday 11/24 through Saturday 12/3. Their toy Kip, a pinpoint rechargeable with rumbly vibrations, is one of my favorite bullet vibes — and it’s due to be discontinued, so time is of the essence. Pair it with Dame’s pH-balanced lube and tingly arousal serum for an especially ~good time~. I also enjoy Arc, which is curved like a dream and hits my G-spot wonderfully, and the cute Stash toy pouch.
BEST FOR: supporting a trailblazing brick and mortar, plus free toy bag with purchase!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? DO YOU? They work with me on a special deal for my readers every year. Through Tuesday 11/29, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. If you spend over $25 you’ll get a free Early to Bed toy bag!
Early to Bed is one of the greatest brick and mortar sex shops in the country. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in COVID times, you should support them!
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Friday 11/25 through Monday 11/28, get an amazing 35% off at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $7 each!
BEST FOR: legendary penis toys, straight from the source, with build-your-own options.
Fleshlight is the gold standard when it comes to penis strokers. There are about a million styles to choose from, from basic orifices to extremely detailed porn star vulvas, lips, and butts, and a wide array of internal textures. There’s even a build-your-own option. Fleshlight also produces realistic dildos modeled after porn performers.
Get up to 20% off at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack, with code NAUGHTY. Here are the details:
Looking for hot, well-shot gay porn? Get 50% off all memberships at CockyBoys! That’s $11/month for a 3-month term and $8.25/month for a year! They have tons of hot porn to keep you busy. Gorgeous humans, pristine lighting, excellent chemistry… it’s all there. Highly recommended.
Get 15% off any subscription to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Crash Pad is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smörgåsbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $75 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
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