Need more sex toys for your black holes? Behold, my epic guide to the best sex toy deals! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, now’s your chance. These are the best prices and sweeping discounts you’ll find all year. Fill your cart and also your orifices. I won’t make a big bang joke, I won’t make a big bang joke…
As always, I have exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you special discounts and and even free stuff: a clitoris necklace, a mystery glass toy, a cute toy bag, and a swag pack of toybag, stickers, and a tiny dildo! To keep you abreast, I have a running list of the lowest prices on my all-time favorite toys and will be diligently updating it throughout the week as sales begin and end.
Live outside the US?
I didn’t forget you! Click here to jump to international retailers! There are deals from Lovehoney (worldwide), Come As You Are (CA), The Pleasure Garden (UK), and Passionfruit (AU/NZ).
Sex toy sale round-up!
- Tiered discounts at SheVibe Peepshow Toys Fleshlight
- Up to 60% off at Fun Factory LELO Lovehoney
- 30-50% off at Liberator Tantus Passionfruit (AU/NZ) Sliquid CockyBoys AdultTime
- Up to 30% off at Spectrum Boutique
- 25% off at Come As You Are (CA) Crystal Delights
- 20-22% off at We-Vibe + Womanizer Dame The Pleasure Garden (UK)
- 15% off at Early to Bed Crash Pad + PinkLabel.tv
- If you shop at Amazon, will you use my link plz?
My favorite deals of the moment! (updated 12/1)
Want to score the best prices on my all-time faves? Here, the results of my freakishly intense spreadsheet. Toy name links to my review. These are likely to sell out, so don’t delay!
- Exclusive Piph deals at Peepshow, including a special Uberrime Uno dildo for $49!
- njoy Pure Wand
- $100 at Liberator (code JINGLE)
- njoy Pure Wand + Womanizer Classic 2: $175 (savings of $75)
- njoy Pure Wand + We-Vibe Tango X: $160 (savings of $39)
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf + BMS Racy: $150 (savings of $64)
- Magic Wand Rechargeable
- $110 at Liberator (code JINGLE)
- Fun Factory Volta
- $120 at Liberator (code JINGLE)
- Fun Factory Stronic G
- $150 at Liberator (code JINGLE)
- Womanizer Pro40
- $63 at Lovehoney (must click landing page or use code EPIPHORA15)
- We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X
- Womanizer Pro40 + original Tango bundle
- $125 at We-Vibe
- Dame Kip
- $59 at Dame
- Romp Hype
- $28 at Romp
- LELO Mona 2
- $95 at LELO
- Liberator Wedge
- $85 at Liberator (code JINGLE)
SheVibe — up to 25% off everything
BEST FOR: my favorite things and orders over $125, for stuff like the Magic Wand Rechargeable and unique brands such as Vixen, Uberrime, New York Toy Collective, LuzArte, Chakrubs, Crystal Delights, Pris Toys, SelfDelve, BS Atelier, Funkit, and Hole Punch.
SheVibe is my favorite online shop EVER. Ever ever ever. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also super comprehensive and virtually unparalleled. It’s a one-stop-shopping locale for sure. As always, we set up an exclusive deal for you: 15% off my favorite items with code PIPHBF, no minimum order, through Monday 11/28.
Otherwise, SheVibe has an escalating sale going on: the more you buy, the more you save!
- 10% off orders $75+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
- 15% off orders $100+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
- 20% off orders $125+ and free US shippingwith code COOKIE
- 25% off orders $350+ and free US shipping with code COOKIE
As you can see, it’s best to spend over $125 to get the higher discount, so now’s the time to pick up a spendy but glorious toy such as the Magic Wand Rechargeable, Fun Factory Stronic, or Doxy Wand. SheVibe has a very wide selection of Vixen Creations, Liberator, New York Toy Collective, and Uberrime. They’re the only shop with the reimagined Jellyfish dildo and one of few that stock LuzArte, Chakrubs, Pris Toys, SelfDelve, BS Atelier, Funkit, and Hole Punch.
Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throw for squirting times, Magic Wand Mini + Jollet for lazy masturbation, or Joque harness + Splendid for epic strap on play!
Peepshow Toys — 20% off everything + exclusive deals up to 55% off
BEST FOR: anyone wanting a sweeping discount, honestly. Nearly the best prices anywhere on many toys, including the njoy Pure Wand, BMS Sassy, Satisfyer Pro 2, We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X, and more.
I went balls to the wall again with Peepshow Toys: we set up Epiphora-exclusive deals on a bunch of my favorites! The discounts are staggering — 25% off to 55% off, making these prices so good that few shops on this page can match them. There’s even a special dildo this year, the Uberrime Uno, in colors handpicked by me!
- Special Uberrime Uno: $49 (savings of $21)
- njoy Pure Wand: $88 (savings of $32)
- njoy Pure Plugs: $45-60 (savings of $15-20)
- BMS Pillow Talk Sassy: $36 (savings of $24)
- Satisfyer Pro 2: $30 (savings of $37)
- We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X: $54 and $71 (savings of $25 and $28)
- BMS Pillow Talk Racy: $30 (savings of $14)
- PalmPower Extreme: $69 (savings of $36)
- Tantus Cush: $37 (savings of $42)
- njoy Pure Wand + Womanizer Classic 2: $175 (savings of $75)
- njoy Pure Wand + We-Vibe Tango X: $142 (savings of $58)
- Fun Factory Stronic Surf + BMS Racy: $150 (savings of $57)
Hop on this, yo. It’s good shit. Through Wednesday 11/30 EST or while supplies last.
The cherry on top: there are storewide savings too! Take advantage of amazing doorbuster deals and get 20% off your entire purchase (or 25% off if you spend $325+) through Wednesday 11/30 EST. Browse my favorites page for ideas.
Liberator — tiered discounts (NEW 12/1)
BEST FOR: positioning pillows, sex blankets, and free gifts, oh my! (Toys too, because 30% off is the shit.)
New deal 12/1: tiered discounts!
- Spend $100 at Liberator and get $20 off with code JINGLE
- Spend $250 at Liberator and get $65 off with code JINGLE
- Spend $500 at Liberator and get $125 off with code JINGLE
- Spend $750 at Liberator and get $225 off with code JINGLE
Plus free gifts (really good ones, see below!) and free shipping in the continental U.S. with orders over $75.
- Free LELO Ella — hello, it’s the toy that taught me to squirt! — with any LELO purchase
- Free Fascinator Toy Pad with any toy purchase over $199
- Free storage bag with any We-Vibe purchase
- Free toybag with any Fun Factory purchase
Liberator makes the lifesaving Fascinator Throw, an ingenious waterproof blanket. Squirters rejoice! If you need to prop yourself up better, during sex or (let’s be honest) otherwise, Liberator’s supportive and comfy positioning pillows are amazing; my favorite is the Wedge. Scoop up these sex enhancers at amazing prices!
Liberator sells a bunch of sex toys too, such as the njoy Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Magic Wand Mini, and We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X.
Fun Factory US — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: a big-ass discount on all Fun Factory toys, such as the Stronics and Volta, plus swag up the wazoo!
Update! Fun Factory is sold out of my swag packs. Instead, you can get an additional $5 off their incredible sale prices with code PIPHBF2022 (orders over $100).
Fun Factory makes some of my favorite toys on earth, and they rarely go on sale, so this is THE time to buy. The sale is even better than last year, with savings up to 60% through Wednesday 11/30.
- 60% off Diva Dolphin
- 40% off Sundaze, Cobra Libre II
- 30% off Fun Cups, Smartballs, Limba Flex, Be One
- 25% off all other Fun Factory toys
- 10% off Sliquid, Spareparts, and Seagrape Apothecary when purchased with any Fun Factory toy
- Up to $65 credit for a later order when you spend $125 or more!
- Spend $125, get $25 for later
- Spend $175, get $45 for later
- Spend $225, get $65 for later
What are my recommendations? I mean, I’m ridiculously obsessed with the Volta, which is easily my favorite vibrator Fun Factory makes and now comes in a gorgeous sapphire blue jewel tone. The self-thrusting Stronic G, Stronic Surf, and Sundaze stroke my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that life. The Bootie is my top silicone butt plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger, Patchy Paul, and Big Boss are impressively powerful vibrators for your money. Fun Factory makes solid toys, man, damn.
Lovehoney (worldwide) — 15% off on top of sale prices
BEST FOR: international purchases, such as the Lovehoney-exclusive Womanizer Pro40 and dirt cheap toybox staples.
Popular worldwide sex toy shop Lovehoney is giving my peeps 15% off everything on top of their sale featuring products up to 60% off through Tuesday 11/29. Visit my landing page to receive the additional 15% off, or use code EPIPHORA15.
Because of this discount stacking, you can score the Womanizer Pro40, one of my favorite air flow toys, for just $63. The bite-sized Womanizer Starlet is $34, and the Womanizer Classic is $77. Some of Lovehoney’s already-affordable products are now shockingly cheap — round out your toybox with the Booty Buddy ($13), Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set ($18 for TWO DILDOS!), and Lifelike Lover Luxe ($23).
This link should take you to the Lovehoney site that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:
- Lovehoney US: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney UK: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney EU: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Canada: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Australia: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney NZ: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney Germany: 15% off everything / other sale items
- Lovehoney France: 15% off everything / other sale items
Come As You Are (CA) — 25% off everything
BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the exchange rate, because holy shit.
Thursday through Monday EST, get a steep 25% off everything (and a free gift worth $15!) at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with code PIPHBF. My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that if you’re an American, many toys are at their best price anywhere.1 For example!
- The njoy Pure Wand is friggin’ ~$74
- The Magic Wand Rechargeable and Magic Wand Mini are freakin’ ~$88 and ~$56
- The Je Joue Mimi Soft and G-spot Bullet are flippin’ ~$64 and ~$37
- The We-Vibe Tango X and Touch X are fuggin’ ~$55 and ~$72
Passionfruit (AU/NZ) — 35% off my faves (one day only!)
BEST FOR: Australians and New Zealanders with excellent taste.
You read correctly: 35% off! Independent feminist shop Passionfruit is known for their carefully-selected range of products, and I AGREE. Since they carry heaps of stuff I love, we struck a deal: 35% off anything on my favorites page with code PIPHBF. Enjoy an incredible discount on wonderful toys like the Dame Kip, We-Vibe Rave, Fun Factory Volta, BMS Sassy, and many more.
This sale runs one day only: Friday, November 25th AEST.
The Pleasure Garden (UK) — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: my friends across the pond wishing to support a small biz.
The Pleasure Garden is an inclusive indie sex shop based in the UK. They stock a curated selection of high-quality, body-safe sex toys, and they ship worldwide. Use code PIPHBF for 20% off orders over £50, through Monday 11/28 GMT. If you’re in the UK, shipping is free!
Grab one of my vetted picks, like the Zumio, LELO Ella, Satisfyer Pro 2, Spareparts Joque harness, or anything else your heart and genitals desire.
Spectrum Boutique — 20% off my faves + up 40% off specific brands
BEST FOR: items I love such as the Galaxy Curve, Jollet, Romp Hype, Pris Toys Nova, Le Wand Arch, Tantus Magma, and BJ Dildo, and anything you want from top brands.
Spectrum Boutique is a modern online sex shop dedicated to body-safe toys and radical inclusion. Their curated selection is extremely on point, and you can get 20% off my favorites now through Wednesday 11/30 EST with code PIPHBF. No minimum purchase to get this discount — hell yes! Another reason to shop with Spectrum? Their loyalty program awards you points for every dollar spent.
They’re also slashing prices on a bazillion popular brands. Visit their sale page for all the included items. Here are the notable brands on sale (my code won’t give an additional discount on these):
- 40% off Tantus (11/25-11/28)
- 30% off Blush (thru 11/30) — perhaps some affordable silicone dildos for you?!
- 30% off Je Joue (thru 11/28)
- 25% off Fun Factory (thru 11/30) and Le Wand (thru 11/29)
- 20% off Dame (thru 11/29) We-Vibe and Womanizer (thru 12/2)
- 20% off LELO (11/24-11/29), Magic Wand and Tenga (11/24-12/2)
We-Vibe + Womanizer — 20% off everything
BEST FOR: a rad deal on We-Vibe and Womanizer toys. I mean, that’s probably obvious. But these companies make excellent stuff.
Been wanting something from We-Vibe or Womanizer? Get 20% off everything on their sites through Friday 12/2! Here’s a secret: you can get an additional 15% off on We-Vibe’s site with code EXTRA15!
We-Vibe makes many exceptional toys. The Romp Hype, a powerful recent fave, is only $28! The Tango X and Touch X are some of the rumbliest mini vibes out there, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile G-spottin’ toy with long-distance functionality. I’m also a fan of the Pivot cock ring and ergonomic rabbit vibe Nova 2.
Alert! We-Vibe still has the original Tango, and it’s only $34 with code EXTRA15. If your main usage for the Tango will be in other toys, like dildos and harnesses, the original is a much better choice.
One more hot-ass deal: a bundle of the Womanizer Pro40 + original Tango for only $107 with code EXTRA15!
Get 20% off at Womanizer through Friday 12/2, but that’s not all. You’ll also receive a free GOLD CLITORIS NECKLACE with any toy purchase! CLIT NECKLACE, PEOPLE. The perfect compliment to any outfit.
The Pro40 is my top pick because it strikes the best balance between size, shape, and price, and it’s only $74 in this sale! But if you want the latest and greatest, the Womanizer Classic 2 and Premium 2 boast luxury features and optimized air flow stimulation.
LELO — up to 60% off
BEST FOR: the best prices on LELO toys, especially the widely-loved Mona 2 (only $81!).
LELO’s offering varying discounts on many of their toys through Wednesday 11/30, and you can snag an additional 15% off with code HAPPYBF. This makes the widely-loved Mona 2 just $81 — a FANTASTIC deal considering the adjustability and power of it. Other notable toys on sale: the lipstick-shaped Mia is $49, and the dual-motor Elise 2 is $85.
Tantus — 50% off everything
BEST FOR: really cheap silicone dildos and butt plugs, such as the Magma ($26!), Acute ($21!), and Ryder ($23!).
Silicone wonders can be yours with 50% off everything at Tantus, Friday 11/25 through Monday 11/28 with code TANTUS50. It’s the perfect time to stock up on quality dildos and plugs!2
Tantus makes many things I love. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder, Neo, and Juice (all less than $19 in this sale!), and the Ripple Small ($16) is a lovely intro to anal beads. Some excellent Tantus dildos that have received my stamp of approval: Magma, Cush O2, Echo, Goddess, Acute, and Sport. The Super Soft C Ring ($6, yo) is also rad.
Dame — 22% off everything
BEST FOR: rumbly mini vibe Kip and thoughtfully-formulated lube and arousal serum.
Get 22% off at Dame from Thursday 11/24 through Saturday 12/3. Their toy Kip, a pinpoint rechargeable with rumbly vibrations, is one of my favorite bullet vibes — and it’s due to be discontinued, so time is of the essence. Pair it with Dame’s pH-balanced lube and tingly arousal serum for an especially ~good time~. I also enjoy Arc, which is curved like a dream and hits my G-spot wonderfully, and the cute Stash toy pouch.
Crystal Delights — 25% off everything + free glass toy
BEST FOR: gorgeous glass dildos and anal toys — plus a mystery toy worth $35!
An incredible deal from my very favorite glassmaker! Get 25% off everything at Crystal Delights through Monday 11/28, plus a free mystery box glass toy ($35 value!) with any order $100+ with code PIPHBF. How can you resist such a thing?! Answer: you can’t, and shouldn’t!
Everything Crystal Delights creates is a work of art, but how the toys feel is even better. Crystal Delights makes both of my all-time favorite glass dildos, the beautimous Crystal Twist and bumpy Star Delight, as well as gorgeous butt plugs, some with fluffy animal tails, others with fantastically-colored tails. Their Funfetti Plug is a rainbow kaleidoscope of joy, the Sparkle Plug glimmers for miles, and the Galaxy Plug dazzles with intergalactic charm.
Early to Bed — 15% off everything + free toy bag
BEST FOR: supporting a trailblazing brick and mortar, plus free toy bag with purchase!
Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? DO YOU? They work with me on a special deal for my readers every year. Through Tuesday 11/29, get 15% off your entire order (after discount) with code PIPHBF. If you spend over $25 you’ll get a free Early to Bed toy bag!
Early to Bed is one of the greatest brick and mortar sex shops in the country. They’re not afraid to call out bullshit in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day. Especially in COVID times, you should support them!
Sliquid — 35% off everything
BEST FOR: stocking up on super discounted lube and body products!
Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Stock up on your lube for the year with their sale! Friday 11/25 through Monday 11/28, get an amazing 35% off at Sliquid with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 25% off storewide, then my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means 2 oz bottles of my water-based faves H2O and Sassy are only about $7 each!
I love Sliquid because they make products with ingredients you can trust, including water-based, oil-based, silicone-based, hybrid, and flavored lube, and other body products such as massage oil, intimate wash, shaving cream, and toy cleaner.
Fleshlight — up to 20% off everything
BEST FOR: legendary penis toys, straight from the source, with build-your-own options.
Fleshlight is the gold standard when it comes to penis strokers. There are about a million styles to choose from, from basic orifices to extremely detailed porn star vulvas, lips, and butts, and a wide array of internal textures. There’s even a build-your-own option. Fleshlight also produces realistic dildos modeled after porn performers.
Get up to 20% off at Fleshlight and and their gay site, Fleshjack, with code NAUGHTY. Here are the details:
- Spend $150, get 10% off
- Spend $250, get 20% off
- Spend $350, get 20% off
Porn, porn, porn!
BEST FOR: horn dogs with good taste!
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Get 15% off any subscription to queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com with code PIPHBF! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. Crash Pad is a one-of-a-kind membership site that will affirm your identity AND make you wanna masturbate.
If you’re looking for a smörgåsbord of indie, feminist, and queer porn, join PinkLabel.tv and get 15% off your membership there with code PIPHBF. It’s like the Netflix of indie porn, with videos from independent adult filmmakers around the world for you to stream whenever you want!
Round out your porn bank by subscribing to AdultTime, which is as low as $7.95/month in their Black Friday sale! This mega site, which I’ve been subscribed to for years, grants you access to over 300 channels, 55,000 scenes, and 8 releases per day. Notable directors include Sinn Sage, Bree Mills (Girlsway, Pure Taboo, Transfixed, Shape of Beauty, True Lesbian), Joanna Angel (Burning Angel, Lady Gonzo), and even classic Tristan Taormino (Chemistry, Rough Sex, Expert Guide).
BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, ’cause you love me.
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- Here’s how that works: when you buy something online from another country, your credit card/PayPal is billed in the home country’s currency, and your payment processor applies the exchange rate. So, for instance, if an American buys $100 of sex toys from CAYA in Canada, they’ll actually be charged about $75 USD. You can calculate the exchange rate in advance by Googling “100 CAD in USD,” etc. Americans are not charged duties unless their order exceeds $800.
- Excludes Grab Bags, Magic Wand, Doxy, ElectraStim, lube, condoms, LA Pump, and KinkLab products.