It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
