It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection...
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
