Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm... Keep Reading
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway.... Keep Reading
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a... Keep Reading
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just... Keep Reading
That’s it! The hugest sex toy giveaway of the year is over, and I have awarded all 100-ish prizes to the... Keep Reading
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m... Keep Reading
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection... Keep Reading
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There... Keep Reading
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October... Keep Reading
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual... Keep Reading
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate... Keep Reading
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before... Keep Reading
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in... Keep Reading
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog.... Keep Reading
