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October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate that one time 6 years ago I thought it might be fun to start a blog.
As has become tradition, I launch an epic blogiversary giveaway each October. Each year I have outdone myself, and last year I gave away 18 prizes. Naturally, this year, I’m giving away 37… 52 if you count all the bottles of lube. Because that’s not setting myself up for failure next year or anything. So quoth my friend, “one of these days you’ll just give away a whole store.”
As per usual, I am only giving away toys I’ve tried and loved — because my readers deserve only the best. But this time, rather than single prizes, I’ve created swanky prize packs. This is some high-end shit, yo, and almost all of them come with a bottle of water-based lube from my favorite lube makers, Sliquid. Plus, half the prize packs are available to my international readers!
How to enter: Read about each of the prize packs below, choose your very favorite (carefully — you can’t change your pick after you’ve entered), then enter using the widget. Entry techniques range from drop-dead simple (following me on Twitter, which you likely already do since I’m a hoot) to in-depth (filling out a survey about my blog).
This giveaway ends on Monday, November 17th at 11:59 pm PST.
Forever thankful to the companies who donated: LELO, SheVibe, Lovehoney, Tantus, Eroscillator, We-Vibe, Fun Factory, Fleshlight, Sliquid, Vixen Creations, OhMiBod, Crystal Delights, Babeland, NobEssence, njoy, Early to Bed, Good Vibrations, and Vibratex!
Open to everyone / international readers
The Ryder butt plug, donated by Tantus, the LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, and a Lovehoney Lockable Toy Case from Lovehoney. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
The Ryder is a wonderfully filling silicone butt plug that is also incredibly comfortable. The rechargeable Mona 2 is basically the vibrator of the decade. Versatile as fuck, with a range of vibrations that could suit almost anyone. Store them in the toy case and you’re good to go!
The (Hitachi) Magic Wand Original, donated by Vibratex, and the njoy Pure Plug in your choice of size, donated by njoy. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
The Magic Wand (formerly known as the Hitachi) is one of the strongest vibrators ever — loved by those with clits and those with penises. Meanwhile, your butt can delight in the unprecedented weight and shape of the Pure Plug. Stainless steel is officially THE BEST anal toy material around.
International winner of this pack agrees to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.
The LELO Ella, LELO Mia 2, and LELO Luna Beads, all donated by the fantastic LELO. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
A veritable smorgasbord of adorable and effective sex toys! The Ella is an awesome G-spot dildo, the Mia 2 is a discreet little USB-rechargeable vibe, and the Luna Beads are my favorite way to do kegel exercises. BAM.
If you read this list and aren’t feeling any of the prize packs, I suggest this gift card instead! SheVibe stocks pretty much every good sex toy on earth, including some obscure yet awesome brands. They are great so you’re sure to find just what you want there.
The New York Toy Collective dildo of your choice, donated by SheVibe, and the Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
New York Toy Collective makes two dildos — the Shilo and Mason — with bendable inner cores. This means you can pack and play with them. And what better harness to use when you play than the Spareparts Joque? Aside from being super comfortable and adjustable, the Joque is also machine-washable.
Open to winners in the US, UK, Canada, and Australia.
The OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, donated by OhMiBod, the We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe, and a Lovehoney Lockable Toy Case from Lovehoney. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
Vibes, vibes, vibes, plus a place to store them! The Cuddle is a highly-adjustable rechargeable vibe in a manageable size. The We-Vibe Touch is a petite rechargeable vibe small enough to nestle in the palm, but equipped with enough oomph to satisfy. I thought they needed a case, so there.
A $150 gift card to Tantus!
Oh dang, what will you get in their awesome online shop? The Splash? The Cush O2? Or perhaps the awesome Juice, Rocket, or Duke? So many possibilities! If you’re in need of the high-quality silicone dildos and butt plugs (and who isn’t?), this gift card is for you.
A Fleshlight of the winner’s choice, plus a Shower Mount for it, donated by Fleshlight. Plus a bottle of water-based Sliquid Organics lube!
The years go by, and the Fleshlight remains the gold standard for my most treasured penis owner (my boyfriend). With this prize pack, you have your pick of the litter — any Fleshlight you desire — plus a Shower Mount so you can go to town while singing “Don’t Stop Believin’.”
The njoy Pure Wand and njoy Pure Plug, in your choice of size, donated by njoy. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
njoy offered more prizes than what I originally asked for, and who am I to say no? So, if you want all stainless steel all the time (and I don’t blame you), this is your prize pack. Your G-spot and your butt will sing like a choir of angels.
International winner of this pack agrees to pay customs/duties fees if applicable.
Open to U.S. readers only
The Fun Factory Stronic Eins, donated by Fun Factory, and the PicoBong Ako, donated by LELO. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
The Stronic Eins does not vibrate; it THRUSTS. And if you prop it up against a pillow, you don’t even have to hold it. I often crave it specifically — a sure sign of excellence in my household. I’ve paired it here with a small but mighty battery-operated vibe that looks like a bean.
The njoy Pure Wand, donated by njoy, and the Liberator Throw, donated by Babeland. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
No big deal, guys, just one of the greatest G-spotting dildos of all time plus the most water-resistant sex blanket available today. Only the toy that has taught millions1 of vaginas to squirt. And you can, too, with the peace of mind that comes with having a Throw under your butt.
The Fun Factory Bootie, donated by Fun Factory, the NobEssence Romp, donated by NobEssence, and a Lovehoney Lockable Toy Case from Lovehoney. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
Butt plugs ahoy, plus a place to keep ’em! These plugs are two of my all-time favorites. The Bootie is the perfect plug for anyone and everyone with a butt, while the Romp is a gorgeous, sculpted wooden plug that will make you believe in heaven. OK, maybe I’m getting out of hand. Or maybe not…
A VixSkin dildo of your choice, donated by Vixen Creations, and the Aslan Jaguar harness, donated by Early to Bed. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
Ooh, friend, if you haven’t experienced VixSkin dual-density silicone yet, you must. It will spoil you for life. Choose from any of Vixen’s amazing designs — my favorites are the Buck, Mustang, and Maverick — and then strap it into the legendary Aslan Jaguar harness (available in leather or vegan faux leather), because the softness of VixSkin is made for strap-on play.
The Eroscillator Top Deluxe / Soft Finger Combo, donated by Eroscillator. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
This one has stood the test of time, holding up as one of the greatest clitoral stimulators I’ve ever tried. As always, look past its fugly exterior to the toy within — a toy that oscillates, and feels different and deeper than a traditional vibrator. It’s not a cheap toy, which is why it sits alone in this pack save for lube, but it’s so good.
The Crystal Delights Ash Girl, donated by Crystal Delights, and the LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
A highly-textured glass dildo with sparkling Swarovski crystal base, the Ash Girl is yet another home run for Crystal Delights. Pair it with the unstoppable Mona 2 vibrator and you have a winning combination for sure.
The NobEssence Seduction, donated by NobEssence, and the LELO Siri, donated by LELO. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
The Seduction is one of my top 3 G-spot dildos of all time. I love how lightweight the wood is, and the both ends are epic G-spotters. I’ve teamed the Seduction up with the LELO Siri vibe because the Siri is the perfect size for using during crazy G-spot times.
The Jopen Comet II Wand, donated by Good Vibrations, and the We-Vibe Tango, donated by We-Vibe. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
This silicone-dipped vibrator is disgustingly good at G-spotting. The drag of the silicone is amazing at replicating the “come hither” motion that G-spots love. And in case you need more stimulation, the We-Vibe Tango will rattle your clit into oblivion. Subtlety will not be involved.
A VixSkin dildo of your choice, donated by Vixen Creations, and the Vibratex Mystic Wand, donated by Vibratex. Plus a bottle of water-based lube from Sliquid!
Ooh, friend, if you haven’t experienced VixSkin dual-density silicone yet, you must. It will spoil you for life. Choose from any of Vixen’s amazing designs — my favorites are the Buck, Mustang, and Maverick — and you’ll also get my favorite battery-operated wand vibrator, the mighty Mystic Wand.
Deadline: Monday, November 17th, 2014 at 11:59 p.m. PST.
- All winners must be 18+.
- If you enter for a prize that cannot be shipped to your country, I will have to choose a new winner.
- Winners will have 48 hours to respond to emails, or their prize will be forfeited.