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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
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Masturbation memories: a sex toy giveaway (50 prizes!)

Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
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Giveaway: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
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Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
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Giveaway: rock your G-spot with the Fun Factory Stronic G!
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Giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
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Sex toys for all — win one of more than 50 sex toy prizes!

This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection...
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Epiphora's 6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!
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6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!

October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
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Giveaway: the great LELO Mona 2 vibrator summer party!
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Giveaway: the great Mona summer party!

Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
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Epiphora's orgasmic getaway giveaway! ($1,500 grand prize, 80+ prizes)
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Orgasmic getaway giveaway! ($1,500 grand prize, 80+ prizes)

It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
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Sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse winners!

Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
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Dildo carnival giveaway winners

It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
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Rock your G-spot giveaway winners!

Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
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Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!

Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
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7-year blogiversary giveaway — win one of 30 rad sex toys!

I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
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Artistic representation winners: Monapoly by SnarkIsRequired, watercolor by Mandi, shadowbox by Coryphelle
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The great Mona summer party winners

It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
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Runaway dildo winner!

When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Tiny dildos from Tantus, Bad Dragon and Fun Factory standing up on a wooden display shelf.

Review: Tiny Dildos

G-Spot Rx vibrator, a rabbit-style vibe in clinical blue, with a strange little rub on the shaft that rocks back and forth.

The world’s FIRST and only REAL G-spot toy! Ever!!!

Aneros Evi kegel exerciser on top of a cream-colored knit fabric.

Review: Evi

Movie Night: The Final Member

My Celebrator oscillating toothbrush vibrator on a vintage floral patterned surface.

Review: My Celebrator

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