It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of... Keep Reading
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just... Keep Reading
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days... Keep Reading
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little... Keep Reading
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m... Keep Reading
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection... Keep Reading
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October... Keep Reading
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate... Keep Reading
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,... Keep Reading
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party... Keep Reading
When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give... Keep Reading
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon... Keep Reading
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before... Keep Reading
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in... Keep Reading
You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I... Keep Reading
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting... Keep Reading
