I must say, I am HIGHLY impressed by the turnout. 5,363 people entered the giveaway, the largest number in the history of ever. Only one (1) person chewed me out for talking shit about cops, and even that was a fairly tame response (think “disappointed dad” energy). The graphics, which were done by the incredible Addison Finch, got tons of well-deserved love. Many of you participated in the scavenger hunt, combing through past blog posts with astonishing fervor. For a moment, my sense of impending doom lifted.
Below are the 10 lucky winners, all of whom have been contacted and confirmed!
Kit #1: Greetings from the Anarchist Jurisdiction goes to… Holly!
Kit #2: I Hope This Email Finds You Well In These Unprecedented Times goes to… Taylor!
Kit #3: Fuck the Police (But Not in That Way) goes to… Alice!
WATER BOTTLE: “Modern Floozy Desecrates Foremother’s Earthly Possessions.” A:Vintage vibrators.
The most-found item was the PHONE with 1,133 claims. The least-found item was, fittingly, the HAND SANITIZER with 645. (I knew that one would be challenging because the post is oooold.) The BACKPACK, designed to be the most perplexing, was found by 702 people. I’m a terrible judge of how easy or hard my hints are, but I’m extremely pleased that 794 of you have been around long enough to remember the Shit Orb.
Thank you to everyone for your dedication and excitement and all the sweet things you said about the giveaway. We’re clearly on the same wavelength, since literally nobody complained that I was being “too political.”
Which was the hardest bug-out bag item for you to find? Did you re-discover any enjoyable old posts? Any embarrassing ones?