Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little understimulated? Or is it in a good mood, but always hungry for more? Looking for a sex toy that does pretty much all the work of hitting it? I GOTCHU.
Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream, causing me to squirt with very little effort. Now it’s 2018, a new year, and the perfect time for you to form a closer bond with your G-spot.1
But the Stronic G retails for $200, not exactly cheap, so I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! You know me — I can’t just give away a couple toys. I must give away MANY. A BOUQUET. Luckily, Fun Factory swooped in to help me give away EIGHT Stronic Gs, and they’ve even generously agreed to keep this giveaway open to my lovely international readers!
So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? There are a few ways; it just depends on your ~style~! Try your luck at all of them, if you’d like, or focus on a couple.
Here’s how the winners will break down:
3 random winners
Right off the top, three winners will be chosen randomly by a computer based on entries in the widget below (the widget also has a landing page if that’s easier). Subscribe to my blog to unlock the rest of the entry techniques, then accumulate more chances to win by following me on varioussocialmedia, subscribing to my newsletter, referring your friends to this giveaway, etc.
3 winners for artistic interpretations of the G-spot
Are you the creative type? Concoct a photo, painting, collage, song, poem, drawing — whatever creative thing you want, really — dedicated to the G-spot or your relationship with your G-spot. Share it on public social media account(s) of your choice with the hashtag #rockyourgspot, the giveaway link (https://piph.it/rockyourgspot),and be sure to tag @FunFactoryUSA!
Additionally, you MUST also post about your creation in the comments section of this post: upload an image (if applicable) and include a link to your social media post.
1 winner for best comment
Better at words than art? Me too, me too. Leave a comment on this post about your experience with your G-spot and my favorite one will win a Stronic G. There’s nothing in particular I’m looking for, here — just honesty and thoughtfulness.
1 winner for best tweet
If you’ve mastered the art of 280-character cleverness, this is your rodeo. Of course, you can use the giveaway widget and send out the single stock tweet, but if you get more creative you could snag this. And there’s no limit to the number of tweets you send, although once a day is probably too many times. You must use the hashtag #rockyourgspot and include a link to the giveaway (https://piph.it/rockyourgspot).
This giveaway ends Tuesday, May 15th at 11:59 p.m. PST.
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