I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
...Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant...
Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
It’s time to shut the dildo carnival down, folks. We’ve eaten a lot of corn dogs, played a bunch of...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...