I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m also stunned and humbled: over 5,000 individual human beings entered my huge annual giveaway. Thank you, all of you, especially those who left sappy comments on the post. I know I bribed you into saying nice things, but every nice thing still means a lot to me.
I wish I could give all of you the sex toys of your dreams, but at least Black Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land.
Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant to help me pick them), take care of yourselves… and each other.
- The (sparkle!) Doxy Die Cast, donated by Doxy, goes to… Elizabeth!
- The L’Amourose Prism V, donated by L’Amourose, goes to… Gwyn!
- A $100 gift card to SheVibe goes to… Kay!
- The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to… Leia!
- The KinkLab Neon Wand, donated by Stockroom, goes to… Alex!
- The We-Vibe Pleasure Mate Collection, donated by We-Vibe, goes to… Caitlin!
- The njoy Pure Plug in your choice of size, donated by Lovehoney, goes to… Anna!
- The Fucking Sculptures product of your choice, donated by Fucking Sculptures, goes to… Chassy!
- The NobEssence Seduction, donated by SheVibe, goes to… Clary!
- A $100 gift card to Tantus goes to… Blueberry!
- The L’Amourose Rosa Rouge, donated by L’Amourose, goes to… April!
- The Doxy Don, donated by Doxy, goes to… Elle!
- The LELO Loki, donated by LELO, goes to… Jamie!
- A Fleshlight of the winner’s choice, donated by Fleshlight, goes to… Brian!
- A year membership to Crash Pad Series, donated by Pink & White, goes to… Emma!
- The We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe, goes to… Bogs!
- The njoy Pure Wand, donated by njoy, goes to… Kim!
- The Eroscillator 2 Plus, donated by Dallas Novelty, goes to… Jen!
- The We-Vibe Rave, donated by We-Vibe, goes to… Maggie!
- The Self Delve product of your choice, donated by Self Delve, goes to… Maeve!
- The Liberator Wedge, donated by Liberator, goes to… Logan!
- A $125 gift card to Hole Punch Toys, donated by Hole Punch Toys, goes to… Alex!
- The Tenga Flip Hole of the winner’s choice, donated by Tenga, goes to… Erin!
- The We-Vibe Tango, donated by We-Vibe, goes to… Caitlin!
- The LELO Siri 2, donated by LELO, goes to… Sarah!
- The Liberator Throw, donated by Dallas Novelty, goes to… Derek!
- The New York Toy Collective product of your choice, donated by SheVibe, goes to… B!
- The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo, donated by Hot Octopuss, goes to… Pablo!
- The Downunder Toys product of your choice, donated by Downunder Toys, goes to… Tiffany!
- The njoy Eleven, donated by njoy, goes to… TH!
- The LELO Hugo, donated by LELO, goes to… Chris!
- The L’Amourosa Rosa, donated by L’Amourose, goes to… Pia!
- The Fun Factory Stronic Eins, donated by Fun Factory, goes to… Ashley!
- The Womanizer Pro, donated by Womanizer, goes to… Aislinn!
- The Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness, donated by Spareparts Hardwear, goes to… Tzipora!
- A VixSkin dildo of your choice, donated by Vixen Creations, goes to… Melodie!
- The Vibratex Mystic Wand Rechargeable, donated by Vibratex, goes to… Allison!
- The Crystal Delights Tail of your choice, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to… Katie!
- The Butt Pack (Bootie + B Ball Uno + Flexi Felix), donated by Fun Factory, goes to… Joseph!
- The Crystal Delights dildo of your choice, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to… Johnny!
- The Fun Factory Big Boss G5, donated by Fun Factory, goes to… Jason!
- The (Hitachi) Magic Wand Original, donated by Vibratex, goes to… Natalie!
- The (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable, donated by Vibratex, goes to… AJ!
- The Twisted Monk Rope Pack, donated by Twisted Monk, goes to… Zofia!
- The Crystal Delights anal plug of your choice, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to… Ash!
- The Jopen Key Comet II Wand, donated by Babeland, goes to… Bo!
- A $100 credit to the gender expression category at Early to Bed goes to… Nicholas!
- The Minna product of your choice, donated by Minna, goes to… Carolyn!
- The Spareparts Hardwear Tomboii, donated by Spareparts Hardwear, goes to… Lunascope!
- The NobEssence Romp, donated by Good Vibes, goes to… Jim!
- The OhMiBod product of your choice, donated by OhMiBod, goes to… Ainsley!
- The Fun Factory Bouncer, donated by Fun Factory, goes to… Josh!
Once again, huge thanks to all the companies who donated: SheVibe, Tantus, We-Vibe, Crystal Delights, Doxy, Early to Bed, Spareparts Hardwear, Fun Factory, Vibratex, njoy, Hole Punch Toys, LELO, Fleshlight, Twisted Monk, Vixen Creations, Lovehoney, Stockroom, Minna, Fucking Sculptures, Pink & White, OhMiBod, Dallas Novelty, Downunder Toys, L’Amourose, Babeland, Self Delve, Liberator, Good Vibrations, Tenga, Womanizer, and Hot Octopuss.
