I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m also stunned and humbled: over 5,000 individual human beings entered my huge annual giveaway. Thank you, all of you, especially those who left sappy comments on the post. I know I bribed you into saying nice things, but every nice thing still means a lot to me.
Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next giveaway (which surely will contain so many prizes I will have to hire an assistant to help me pick them), take care of yourselves… and each other.