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This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before it actually became massive. Over 3,000 people entered — about three times the number who entered last year.
I am exhausted and inspired from reading all of your comments. I am, and will remain, your humble dildo servant.
The winners have all been notified and many prizes shipped out. Here’s the list of all 18 winners.
The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to Lydia and Kai!The Jopen Comet G Wand, donated by SheVibe, goes to Katie!The njoy Pure Plug, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Sarah!A $150 gift certificate donated by Tantus goes to Alyssa!The Eroscillator 2 Plus, donated by SheVibe, goes to Sonny!The We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe, goes to Nicole!The Fleshlight, donated by Fleshlight, goes to John!The Vixen Creations Mustang, donated by Vixen Creations, goes to Madeline!The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Chloe!The Fun Factory Stronic Eins, donated by Babeland, goes to Mkay!The NobEssence Romp, donated by NobEssence, goes to Brittany!The New York Toy Collective Shilo, donated by the Smitten Kitten, goes to Jamari!The njoy Pure Wand, donated by Early to Bed, goes to Maggie!The Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness, donated by Good Vibrations, goes to John!The Crystal Delights Star Delight, donated by Crystal Delights, goes to Kelly!The NobEssence Seduction, donated by NobEssence. goes to Jane!The Vixen Creations Buck, donated by Vixen Creations, goes to Gingy!
Congrats to all, and big hugs to the companies who donated: LELO, SheVibe, Lovehoney, Tantus, We-Vibe, Fleshlight, Vixen Creations, Crystal Delights, Babeland, NobEssence, Smitten Kitten, Early to Bed, and Good Vibrations. Thank you all for for making this blogiversary giveaway even more epic than the last!
Now tell me, peeps, did I somehow manage to leave out a certain toy you really wanted to win? The word “giveaway” makes me wince right now, but maybe in a few more months…