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6-year blogiversary giveaway -- 37 sex toy prizes!

6-year blogiversary giveaway — 37 sex toy prizes!

October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate that one time 6 years ago I thought it might be fun to start a blog. As has become tradition, I launch an epic blogiversary giveaway each October. Each year I have outdone myself, and last year I gave away 18 prizes. Naturally, this year, I’m giving away 37… 52 if you count all the bottles of lube. Because that’s not setting myself up for failure next year or anything. So quoth my friend, “one of these days you’ll just give away a whole store.” [Everyone bow down to the freakishly talented Aerie for creating the graphics for this giveaway. . . . read more

5-year blogiversary sex toy giveaway winners!

5-year blogiversary sex toy giveaway winners!

Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before it actually became massive. Over 3,000 people entered — about three times the number who entered last year. I am exhausted and inspired from reading all of your comments. I am, and will remain, your humble dildo servant. Now: winners! The winners have all been notified and many prizes shipped out. Here’s the list of all 18 winners. The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO, goes to Lydia and Kai! The Jopen Comet G Wand, donated by SheVibe, goes to Katie! The njoy Pure Plug, donated by Lovehoney, goes to Sarah! A $150 gift certificate donated by Tantus goes to Alyssa! The Eroscillator 2 Plus, donated . . . read more

Massive 5-year blogiversary sex toy giveaway!

Massive 5-year blogiversary sex toy giveaway!

Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in my vagina for the internet’s entertainment writing this blog! Never one to disappoint, I am following up my usual epic blogiversary giveaway each October with a giveaway even more epic. The number of prizes has been steadily rising each year, and this year it rests at a hefty 18. You guys! This is getting out of control! Here’s a taste of the smorgasbord: As always, I am only giving away toys I’ve tried and loved (except the Shilo Pack and Play and Fleshlight). I wrangled a range of items: vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, a sleeve, a packer, a harness, and even a $150 gift certificate, . . . read more

4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog. And that’s a tall order considering some of the hella cool giveaways I’ve done in the past. I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of the ideas — a suggestion box where you can drop your thoughts without even giving your name. Hopefully it will be useful when you have something embarrassing you want to tell me? Or something? Without further ado, here are the lucky winners of the 15 toys in my giveaway! The Tantus Splash, donated by Tantus, goes to Kyra! The LELO Luna Beads, donated by LELO, go to . . . read more

4-year blogiversary giveaway -- 15 prizes!

4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all, you know I’m a fan of throwing epic blogiversary giveaways each October to thank everyone for following my escapades, and this year is no different. Well, except it’s even BETTER than years past, because I have rounded up FIFTEEN PRIZES for y’all. As always, I am only giving away toys I’ve tried and loved, with the brief exception of the Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 2 which I’m sure is awesome, and the Fleshlight which I do not have a cock to behold with. I also tried to wrangle a range of items: vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, a masturbation sleeve, a packer, . . . read more

Blogiversary giveaway gift card winners

Blogiversary giveaway gift card winners

Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now I am pleased to announce the ten winners of various gift cards. Crystal, Meyrin, The Bedroom Blogger, and KinkyMandaa won the four $50 SheVibe gift cards! Shekeita won the $150 Tantus gift card! Sarah B. won the $75 Early to Bed gift card! Andrew won the $50 FunWares gift card! Emil and Steph won the $25 and $50 MyPleasure gift cards! And Scarlett Seraph won the $50 Babeland gift card! Thanks again to the companies that graciously donated gift cards, and to all of you for reading and supporting me.

Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews off-site before I began this blog, and this blog is the home for the other 165 reviews. I’ve been reviewing for 4 years, which is the equivalent of one review about every 7 days. Over time, I have learned to not say stupid shit in my reviews, and I’ve become increasingly more snobby discerning. To mark this dual momentous occasion, I asked several awesome sex toy companies to help me give away an epic ton of gift cards. Behold, the bounty I have rounded up for all y’all: SheVibe donated four $50 gift cards! Babeland donated one $50 gift card! MyPleasure donated one $50 gift card and . . . read more

2-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all your entries. Here are the winners of the 8 fabulous prizes: The Vixen Maverick, donated by Vibrator.com, goes to Crystalline! The Wahl, donated by SheVibe, goes to Corina! The Jollies Jollet, donated by Kama Sutra Closet, goes to Outspoken Clitic! A Fleshlight, donated by PinkCherry, goes to Polly Vincere! The Seti Toyfriend, donated by Babeland, goes to Selective Sensualist! The Fairy Mini Mini Wand, donated by MyPleasure, goes to namelesschaos! A $100 digital gift card from Fascinations goes to Liz! My Own Master, donated by Good Vibes, goes to Bri! Thank you so much to everyone who entered, especially for . . . read more

Blogiversary giveaway: 2 years, 8 prizes!

Blogiversary giveaway: 2 years, 8 prizes!

My 2-year anniversary of blogging — and 3-year anniversary of sex toy reviewing — is approaching fast! And of course, I can’t resist an opportunity to shower y’all in fabulous prizes. So I contacted some great companies, and they helped me put together a blogiversary giveaway of epic proportions: 8 prizes! So here are some amazing toys/porn that impressed me in the last year. Enter to win them by following the rules below. The Vixen Maverick, in caramel VixSkin, donated by Vibrator.com. A thick, luscious, G-spotting wonder made of a material that has climbed to the tip top of my list. The Wahl, donated by SheVibe. Extremely powerful and freakishly stimulating; a real winner for clitoral stimulation. The Jollies Jollet, . . . read more

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