September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,... Keep Reading
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re... Keep Reading
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,... Keep Reading
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep... Keep Reading
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s... Keep Reading
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about... Keep Reading
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even... Keep Reading
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick... Keep Reading
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to... Keep Reading
