I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m...
This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection...
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
DING — orgasm delivery! That pile of vibrators over there is soon to be distributed to five lucky winners: Elsie, Angel,...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I...
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting...
