Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There...
My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say,...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...
I probably should not admit this, but I have a soft spot for people who are looking for their first...
I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most....
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
