Wow! What a giveaway! You guys are, um, a little bit insane, and have kept me quite busy counting all... Keep Reading
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,... Keep Reading
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog.... Keep Reading
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before... Keep Reading
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate... Keep Reading
I say this every year, but HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE. You went nuts in my 6-year blogiversary giveaway. Over 3,600 individual... Keep Reading
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going... Keep Reading
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October... Keep Reading
The biggest giveaway of the year on this here blog has officially closed, and what a giveaway it was! There... Keep Reading
My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say,... Keep Reading
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo.... Keep Reading
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning... Keep Reading
I probably should not admit this, but I have a soft spot for people who are looking for their first... Keep Reading
I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most.... Keep Reading
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my... Keep Reading
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I... Keep Reading
