So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
It’s no secret I adore VixSkin, the soft-on-the-outside and hard-on-the-inside silicone invented by Vixen Creations. Right now, I’m still on...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
Have you seen how beautiful the harnesses by Oxyd Creations are? Well if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat...
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with...
In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy...
Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries...
If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site...
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...