Pretty lights; sweet, crispy deep-fried dough; the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape with your life — there’s just...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most....
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
It’s no secret I adore VixSkin, the soft-on-the-outside and hard-on-the-inside silicone invented by Vixen Creations. Right now, I’m still on...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
Holy shit. This giveaway. I can’t even. I know I called it “massive” in the title, but that was before...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
Did you hear? I’ve partnered with one of my newest affiliates, Spectrum Boutique, to spoil you AND a friend with...
When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give...
The last vestiges of winter are stubbornly hanging on, but I know just how to melt your frozen hearts: a...
Thank you, everyone who entered That Toy Chick‘s and my Winter hotness giveaway! We’re very excited to be sending two...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
