2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a... Keep Reading
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,... Keep Reading
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate... Keep Reading
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going... Keep Reading
Five is a good, solid number. And it is now the number of years I have been stuffing things in... Keep Reading
I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but... Keep Reading
Very exciting news! My pal Mae at Babeland is allowing me to give away two great items to my readers.... Keep Reading
Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,... Keep Reading
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,... Keep Reading
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks... Keep Reading
Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries... Keep Reading
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m... Keep Reading
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to... Keep Reading
So, peeps, remember those Twitter parties I held a while back? They were awesome and really fun, so I decided... Keep Reading
TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet, and they presented me... Keep Reading
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,... Keep Reading
