Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I...
TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet, and they presented me...
I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October...
My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the...
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
Thank you, everyone who entered That Toy Chick‘s and my Winter hotness giveaway! We’re very excited to be sending two...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
