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Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put a picture of my cat inside one”? Me too. And since Jollies has resumed production, and since they are the only sex toy company that embeds cool shit in their dildos, I knew I had to give one away. A custom one.
I don’t just mean a custom color, oh no! Jollies (now known as LuzArte) stocks a lot of fun craft stuff for sticking in their silicone dildos: polka dots, sparkles in different colors and shapes, gems, and stickers of all kinds (such as flowers, music notes, and lettering). Visit their online shop — where you can get 15% off with code EPIPHORA — to see some of the awesome stuff they’ve done. Ernie told me that he can always run up the crafts store to find more items. He also mentioned that glossy pictures would work. I’ll let your mind go where it will with that information.
Basically, just about whatever you dream up (as long as it’s small enough) can be encased in silicone, immortalized forever in dildo. Just no rubber or urethane items; the raw silicone doesn’t like those materials.
The winner will have the choice between a Jollet or a Jollie. Both dildos have a similar shaft shape (which is amazing on the G-spot), but the Jollet features a scalloped base while the Jollie has a looped handle.
The winner of this giveaway will consult with Jollies bout what they want in their custom dildo. If you want something specific in your dildo that Jollies doesn’t stock normally, you’ll have to mail it to them.
This giveaway is open to the world!
Important! You need not enter with your real name, nor are you required to login via Facebook. Just click “use your name and email” to get started. You can only tweet for an entry once, so come back and submit the entry later if you don’t want to tweet right now.
This giveaway ended on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. EST.
Psst, I have a discount code for you! Use code EPIPHORA at check-out to get
15% off your entire order from LuzArte, manufacturer of Jollies toys.