Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of... Keep Reading
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy... Keep Reading
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded... Keep Reading
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a... Keep Reading
“Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time.” —Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop.... Keep Reading
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the... Keep Reading
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,... Keep Reading
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy... Keep Reading
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are... Keep Reading
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy... Keep Reading
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel... Keep Reading
