The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
