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On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
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Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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