It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
