Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...