I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
So I’m pretty sure my neon and tie dye VixSkin giveaway has been my most successful giveaway to date. AND...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
