Review: Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong

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After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey, but hey, it’s basically worth it!”

I wish there were new points to make. But the thing is, glass cannot fail. Cleaning is a non-issue (sterilize by boiling, wiping with 10% bleach solution or running through dishwasher, top rack, no soap.). It doesn’t vibrate, so I can’t complain about it being too weak or taking obscure batteries. It’s not made of a creepy porous material. It always looks beautiful. Oh, glass. How I lust after you.

So I’m left to pout about two superficial things:

  1. The stripes on the dildo are pink, not blue, green, or purple. Apparently this dildo comes in multiple colors, and I am doomed to always end up with pink glass dildos. I think there might be a smidgen of orange in there… maybe…
  2. It came with a thin black satin pouch with white lace — not exactly inconspicuous, and very much not padded. I’m not sure what the criteria is for whether a glass toy comes with a padded bag or not, because my bumpy dildo came with a fuzzy pink bag. I feel slightly gypped.

But oh wow, the dildo itself is fantastic. I’ve never had a glass dildo with a bulbous head before, and this one fully won me over. It was just large enough to be a challenge, and it felt great once my vagina accepted it. I moved it slowly inside myself at first, gradually speeding up, relishing in the sensation of the head.

The swirls on the shaft were not as noticeable, sadly. I could feel general ridges, but they weren’t pronounced enough to be felt individually.

Now, perhaps I should address the “double dong”ness of this dildo. Both heads are the same size and shape, so there’s nothing to gain from switching ends. I did, however, really appreciate having something to grasp as I fucked myself, and having that thing curled and extended toward me. It was more comfortable than fucking myself with a straight shaft.

So, all in all, a rad glass dildo. My only legitimate gripe is the price, as I believe there is probably a reasonable facsimile available for cheaper.