These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel... Keep Reading
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A glorious sex toy material. Seamless, frictionless, and gorgeous. And no, it won’t shatter inside of you unless you’re this woman. My favorite indie glass toy manufacturer is Crystal Delights, but you can get cheaper mass-produced ones from Pipedream (barf), Don Wands, Spartacus, Gläs, and Joyful Pleasure.
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I... Keep Reading
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,... Keep Reading
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially... Keep Reading
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I... Keep Reading
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a... Keep Reading
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As... Keep Reading
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the... Keep Reading
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on... Keep Reading
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why... Keep Reading
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,... Keep Reading
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only... Keep Reading
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal... Keep Reading
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco... Keep Reading
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy... Keep Reading
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,... Keep Reading
