These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
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I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
