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After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this.
This was taken in December of 2008, though, when I was on a glass dildo kick, and when my Xtreme Pack had not yet been usurped by the Eroscillator, et al.
Also, I’m not sure why things are lined up so neatly. That is not normal.