The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy,...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate...
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
