Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Check out them beauts! Meet the Vortex (top) and Pleasure Wand, two absolutely gorgeous glass dildos sent to me from the generous folks...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...