So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
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It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say,...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...