Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
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After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy...
My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say,...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...