The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
