The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of... Keep Reading
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded... Keep Reading
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel... Keep Reading
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a... Keep Reading
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I... Keep Reading
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make... Keep Reading
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the... Keep Reading
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the... Keep Reading
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a... Keep Reading
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on... Keep Reading
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a... Keep Reading
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw... Keep Reading
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco... Keep Reading
