When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...