It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
