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Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to give away a piece from such an up-and-coming manufacturer. And a beautiful wooden piece, no less!
The winner is… Eli! With a choice between Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, and Number 33, Eli chose Number 66. Taking after me, I see?!
Much thanks to SheVibe, where the Penetralia line is carried exclusively, and of course to Penetralia for being badass in general.
What should I give away next? Pray tell, peeps!