Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
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Sealed wood is a sex toy material loved for its lightweight feel and stunning look. The greatest and most trusted manufacturer of wooden toys is NobEssence. Their toys are sealed with a patented coating, making them smooth and non-porous.
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s not for lack of trying, of course — the Delve is a freakishly beautiful dildo. Mine’s made of Wenge wood, which is a dark, blackish wood with noticeable brown tinges...
Subscribe to my blog to be alerted when I launch future giveaways. Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging, and salivating over the NobEssence Romp. I wish I could give a Romp to all of you. And the...
...in my ass” — the NobEssence Romp. Just try not to want this beautiful piece of wood in one of your orifices: NobEssence sent this Romp straight to me, clearly to taunt me and test my self-control. It’s made of Mora wood, and is a gorgeous deep caramel color. This...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
