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Sealed wood is a sex toy material loved for its lightweight feel and stunning look. The greatest and most trusted manufacturer of wooden toys is NobEssence. Their toys are sealed with a patented coating, making them smooth and non-porous.

Dee Lee Doo wooden dildos
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Sex toy news: a sex toy belt and a vibe that shoots water at your clit

Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
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Penetralia Number 23... and someone guarding.
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Review: Penetralia Number 23

The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
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Penetralia Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, Number 33
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Win a Penetralia wooden sex toy!

When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
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NobEssence Allure wooden dildo
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Review: Allure

My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
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Purpleheart vs. Cocobolo

These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
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Woodgasm sex toy giveaway: wooden sex toys all lined up.
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Giveaway: Woodgasm

Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
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Review: Delve

Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
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Romp butt plug in gorgeous honey-colored Mora wood.
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Giveaway: New decade, new butt plug

The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
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NobEssence Seduction in Padauk wood, lying out in the sun.
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Guest Review: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
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Penetralia Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, Number 33
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Penetralia wooden toy winner

Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
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Review: Penetralia Number 66

Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
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NobEssence Romp anal plug, lying on a craggy rock in the great outdoors.
Anal ToysGuest Reviews

Guest Review: Romp

I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
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Woodgasm sex toy giveaway: wooden sex toys all lined up.
Giveaways

Woodgasm giveaway winner + a question

I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Woodvibes

It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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Romp butt plug in gorgeous honey-colored Mora wood.
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New decade, new butt plug winner!

Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,...
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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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So kiss me and smile for me…

Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
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