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Sealed wood is a sex toy material loved for its lightweight feel and stunning look. The greatest and most trusted manufacturer of wooden toys is NobEssence. Their toys are sealed with a patented coating, making them smooth and non-porous.

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Purpleheart vs. Cocobolo

These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
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Hell Yes: Woodvibes

It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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Dee Lee Doo wooden dildos
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Sex toy news: a sex toy belt and a vibe that shoots water at your clit

Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
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Penetralia Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, Number 33
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Penetralia wooden toy winner

Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
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Romp butt plug in gorgeous honey-colored Mora wood.
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New decade, new butt plug winner!

Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,...
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Review: Delve

Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
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NobEssence Allure wooden dildo
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Review: Allure

My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
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NobEssence Seduction in Padauk wood, lying out in the sun.
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Guest Review: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
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Review: Linger

...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
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Woodgasm sex toy giveaway: wooden sex toys all lined up.
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Woodgasm giveaway winner + a question

I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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So kiss me and smile for me…

Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
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Penetralia Number 23... and someone guarding.
DildosSex Toy Reviews

Review: Penetralia Number 23

The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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Review: Seduction

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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Woodgasm sex toy giveaway: wooden sex toys all lined up.
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Giveaway: Woodgasm

Wooden sex toy manufacturer NobEssence makes some of the most beautiful — and expensive — sex toys out there. And...
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NobEssence Romp on a concrete surface.
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Review: Romp

Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
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Review: Treeze Wave

I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
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