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Sealed wood is a sex toy material loved for its lightweight feel and stunning look. The greatest and most trusted manufacturer of wooden toys is NobEssence. Their toys are sealed with a patented coating, making them smooth and non-porous.

NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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Review: Seduction

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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Review: Treeze Wave

I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
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NobEssence Romp on a concrete surface.
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Review: Romp

Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
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Review: Linger

...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
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