Whooooosh! That’s the sound of my red sex toy giveaway going by in a flash. Usually my giveaways last a...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but...
So I’m pretty sure my neon and tie dye VixSkin giveaway has been my most successful giveaway to date. AND...
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
Thanks, peeps, for being total badasses! I had a great turnout in my 3-year blogiversary / 200 reviews giveaway. Now...
Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries...
