I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
