I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
