It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
