Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
