Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
