The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
