...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...