When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
