…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
