Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
