In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...