Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...