These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
