New arrival: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret

Chemistry Vol. 1 porn DVD by Tristan Taormino, lying on an orange blanket with a container of arousal cream on top.

I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got me these two wondrous items: Chemistry 1 and Cleopatra’s Secret arousal cream.

One of them is already a surefire hit — I’ve been in love with Chemistry 1 for a long time, just never got around to buying it. It has one of my favorite scenes of all time in it, between Taryn Thomas and Kurt Lockwood. So fucking hot.

As for the arousal cream… we shall see. I’ve never tried an arousal cream before. I’m prepared to be aroused!