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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

    Review: Zumio E

    New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer

    Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

    Review: OhMyG

    Review: Caress

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

    My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

    That time I came out to my entire high school

    My logo on top of a glorious sex toy array, on top of a turquoise vulva-esque backdrop.

    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

    Supplies for Mirena IUD insertion laid out at the doctor's office, including forceps, lube, gloves, and the Mirena box.

    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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Tristan Taormino is a badass sex educator, author, and pornographer. She created the Chemistry porn series that kinda changed my life, and much more awesome porn.

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All the names I dropped on Sex Out Loud radio

April 4, 2014
It occurred to me, 30 minutes after my interview with Tristan Taormino for Sex Out Loud Radio aired today (and... Keep Reading
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I can’t sum up CatalystCon

November 12, 2013
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about... Keep Reading
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Review: The Feminist Porn Book

March 5, 2013
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #4

December 31, 2012
How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?... Keep Reading
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging

November 26, 2012
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and... Keep Reading
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

March 8, 2012
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original... Keep Reading
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Review: The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation

February 9, 2012
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three... Keep Reading
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

December 19, 2011
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
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Review: Rough Sex 3

October 19, 2011
This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body... Keep Reading
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

February 16, 2011
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #12

January 24, 2011
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing... Keep Reading
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Tristan Taormino and the hypocrisy of OSU

January 20, 2011
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator... Keep Reading
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Review: Rough Sex 2

October 18, 2010
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #11

September 23, 2010
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #6

April 18, 2010
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I... Keep Reading
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

March 24, 2010
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of... Keep Reading
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