There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
