It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
