It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...